Do you think Lindsay Lohan is infused with the power of God, or is a goddess herself?

Lindsay Lohan is saving lives each and every day with her kindness, charity, and wisdom. Lindsay Lohan is basically the most Christ-like person the w...


Lindsay Lohan is saving lives each and every day with her kindness, charity, and wisdom.

Lindsay Lohan is basically the most Christ-like person the world has seen since, well, Christ.

Do you think Ms. Lohan is infused with the power of God, like a modern day prophet, or is she a goddess unto her own right, and the truth of her divinity may or may not be revealed within our lifetimes?

11 Responses to “Do you think Lindsay Lohan is infused with the power of God, or is a goddess herself?”

  1. Fireball says:

    who???NEVER heard of her

  2. ۬۬ says:

    she does more for the planet than god

  3. Lauren =) says:

    Oh yes, most definitely. I attend the Church of Lindsey every Sunday. They teach the importance of using drugs and alcohol to get on a higher spiritual level.

  4. Liberal Asskicker says:

    No, I waterboarded her last night, and she said nothing about it.

    (Well, that’s what she told me to call it.)

  5. daddeo01905 says:

    2 points

  6. Prometheus Unbound says:

    She is only infused with the power of Booze, Coke and Penis.

  7. Acinonyx jubatus says:

    I would worship her she is wearing High Heels………

  8. AJWiddershins says:

    “Do you think Lindsay Lohan is infused with the power of God, or is a goddess herself?”

    no.

  9. Tool7 says:

    Nah, shes just retarded

  10. cc says:

    Ms Lohan makes Christ look like Satan. She is the personification of good and purity and people need to start worshipping her the way she deserves!

  11. RaTz says:

    …Sure, why not. *lol*

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